Hi, nice to meet you! How are you today?
Oh, how rude of me- I didn’t introduce myself!
I’m your worst fucking nightmare. You’re my puppet, and I’m your master.
Every day and every night, I’ll have you struggling to breathe. I’ll make you sick of existing.
Who needs a social life? Not you! You’re never going to answer your friends. They all hate you anyway.
What if someone doesn’t answer you? Be prepared to freak out. These, my friend, are how I’m slowly going to ruin your life. Just call them “attacks”.
Also, be prepared to take everything to heart, no matter how small. Someone so much as looks at you funny, you’ll be worrying about it for the rest of your miserable day. You won’t be able to sleep.
There’s no hope for you. You were so innocent before, but get ready for a living hell, thanks to yours truly.
You know, I’m not so bad! Over time you’ll learn how to live with me. Forget about therapy, though. You really think your parents will let you? They’re not going to blow their money on silly little mind games, are they?
Oh boy, this’ll be great! We’ll be best buds- roomies! I’m so excited to be sharing this brain with you.
Oh… Did I say “sharing”? I meant taking over. This funky blob in your head? That’s mine now. Every bad feeling you have will be amplified- ten fold.
I’ll make you suffer, but not so much that you lose hope immediately. What fun would that be?
How good of a worst nightmare would I be then?